If you drink you’re gonna die.
If you don’t drink you’re gonna die.
So why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s have a drink.
Why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s all have a drink.

One week the experts says something’s bad.
The next week they say it is fine.
How can you know what is really true
when the experts can’t make up their mind?

If you drink you’re gonna die.
If you don’t drink you’re gonna die.
So why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s have a drink.
Why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s all have a drink.

Someone I look to for good advice
my opa has been very wise
he’s no stranger to a shot and beer
and now he turned ninety nine!

If you drink you’re gonna die.
If you don’t drink you’re gonna die.
So why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s have a drink.
Why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s all have a drink.

Bread, meat, eggs butter beer or wine
my friend would never touch
he ate right, he got sleep and exercised
and then he got hit by a bus!

If you drink you’re gonna die.
If you don’t drink you’re gonna die.
So why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s have a drink.
Why die thirsty? Why die thirsty?
Why die thirsty? Let’s all have a drink.